| Date | Post |
|---|---|
| 2 March, 2010 | Arse. |
| *** This is the divider between the sensible bit and the foul mouthed hate-mail rantings *** | |
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'Eighteen hundred amusing lies and not a scrap of truth to be seen. Judged as being "extraordinarily witty" by The Revd. Charles Chlamydia (1823-1881) while Pyotr Ilyich Tchaikovsky (1840-1893) said "I don't get it, and anyway I've been dead 113 years, why are you asking me?"'
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